Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.

Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”

by A person125 June 17, 2023

🫸💥🫷

A high five

Matt: My crush said yes!
John 🫸💥🫷

by A person125 June 17, 2023

Jumping for the beef

Refers to making high risk but high reward decisions.
Comes from Evbo’s Minecraft YT series “Parkour Civilization” where noobs in the civilization are forced to choose between making an easy jump for raw chicken or a more difficult jump for raw beef (which fills your hunger bar more) instead.

“Why is he jumping for the beef?”
- Parkour noob while watching another parkour noob fall into the void after missing the beef jump.

by A person125 November 30, 2024

Get a life

The go to insult for people after a tryhard beats them in a video game.

*Tryhard kills Person in a game while on Vc*
Person: “Get a life!”

by A person125 April 09, 2023

🩷

An emoji representing love that took WAYYYYYYYYY too long for Apple to add.

“I love you 🩷”

by A person125 May 12, 2023

Sokka haiku

A haiku which has a 5-7-6 syllable format rather than the 5-7-5 format. Invented by Sokka in Avatar, The Last Airbender, after getting carried away in a poem battle.

“That’s not a haiku, it has an extra syllable at the end, that’s a Sokka Haiku!”

by A person125 March 20, 2025

Silence

The loudest word ever spoken in the history of the world.

*Two kids in a class won’t stop talking*
Teacher: “SILENCE!!”

by A person125 April 30, 2023