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Definitions by A dying goat

shittyflute 

A youtuber who makes recorder, flute and kazoo (ususally all of them together) covers for popular/meme music for the fun of it. The videos features the artist with a recorder or flute stuck in his/her mouth.
With the popularity of the channel, shittyflute became a meme itself and inspired others to make their terrible flute covers as well. Nowadays, it can mean both the YouTuber or the art of flute/recorder covers, and the action of doing so.
I just shittyfluted many songs with my terrible recorder skills.
shittyflute by A dying goat September 5, 2019

Danger Music 

Music based on the idea that some music could cause physical harm. Extremely unpleasant noises are the norm, with side effects of listening include: deafness, physical injury, possible death.
Most danger music live shows get cancelled before they begin, same reason as you won't organize a public massacre. Otherwise, attendees need to sign before entering so the musician can't be sued.
Listening guidelines:
Don't. Unless you regularly enjoy YouTube earrape and/or extratone, on a daily basis, of which you may have a chance of survival.
Guy: I found out this genre called Danger Music! Let's listen!
1 minute later, he was found dead in his room with severe bleeding from his ears, which were damaged. Several police personnel were deafened due to the danger music playing from the computer. Body sent for autopsy.
Danger Music by A dying goat September 3, 2019

The Watcher 

(1) A horror movie.
(2) The minecraft bedrock server BrokenLens' anticheat system. Known for banning people for no reason, but cases like these are few and far in between. However, if you get banned by it you are screwed as the staff don't unban these type of people
(1) The Watcher is a 2016 movie.
(2) Brokenlens staff: "sorry, we don't unban people banned by the watcher"
The Watcher by A dying goat August 25, 2019
(1) Dumbest Shit Ever
Just use it for anything you consider extremely dumb, such as this definition.
(2) Hkdse
The university entrance exam in Hong Kong, notorious for being hard (not as hard as SAT and Gaokao though) and causing suicides
(1) That is DSE. (Points at something he doesn't like)
(2) DSE candidate: "The whole examination is a lively hunger games"
DSE by A dying goat May 28, 2019

El diablo 

3 minutes of earrape by a trash DJ called Carnage. Basically, there is a generic buildup, then suddenly Carnage screams "EL DIABLOOO!!!!!!!" and the track descends into lasers and ear rape designed to wreck hearing systems and subwoofers.
Oh no, Carnage just screamed El Diablo in public. Run unless you want to be deaf!
El diablo by A dying goat February 8, 2019

Emoji movie 

Complete drama made to disguise to make people have feelings towards a thing/person which is not true and that drama is redundant AS HELL
This word can be used that way because The Emoji Movie is a piece of crap designed to make Pixar look great when in fact it's falling and that Pixar would have been better off without making the movie.
All he has been doing is just a giant emoji movie. He is just covering up his lies and faults.
Emoji movie by A dying goat February 8, 2019
A term originating from 1984 referring to the cheap entertainment (porn + low quality entertainment news) handed out by Ingsoc to the masses. Since then, thid term has been used to describe cheap entertainment that is purely crap.
Korean pop is just prolefeed. Turn it off and play some beautiful EDM or some meaningful Rock or Metal.
Prolefeed by A dying goat January 17, 2019