A bruce willis fan's definitions

shitstain

A complete disappointment. Without merit, and difficult to remove.

Bruce Willis, after some initial promise on tv, turned out to be a shitstain.

by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

shitstorm

A course of action that would appear to lead to a good outcome, but when undertaken, leads to a situation that is utterly out of control beyond human comprehension.

Instead of being over in a weekend, project Iraqi Freedom turned out to be a shitstorm.

by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

Shitsticks

Complete failure of something to deliver enjoyment or pleasure.

After paying US $9.00 to watch a bruce willis movie, everyone yelled SHITSTICKS when it was over.

by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003