A WHITE GUY's definitions
Any man caught reading any of the magazines listed below will be considered a homo.
Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.
Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.
I'm living in my car because the other day I came came home from work early and caught my roommate on my couch putting a buttplug in his ass while he was pounding off to a fagazine, and there was dookie and jizz everywhere. I'm never going back there again.
by A WHITE GUY April 26, 2014
Get the Fagazinemug. White trash doesn't just apply to low income hillbilly families who live in a trailer park, white trash can be found in any neighborhood of any social class. Some perfect examples of white trash are:
Having broken appliances, plumbing fixtures, and/or stripped cars on their front lawn.
Someone who lives in squalor, has garbage piling up all over their house and feces caked into the carpet while having 14 neglected incest kids with adhd running amok.
Being 14 and pregnant and if the kid comes out white, all the possible fathers are related to her.
Has a meth lab and/or meth addiction.
Someone who collects welfare or disability even though the individual is perfectly able bodied.
Someone who is missing most of their teeth before the age of 20 (due to lack of oral hygene, getting into drunken fights, and/or meth use.)
The watchers of and the guests on Jerry Springer, Maury, Steve Wilkos, Dr.Phil, and Judge Judy.
The watchers of American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, Mike and Molly, The big bang theory, 2 and a half men, NASCAR, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Real housewives of anything, AFV reruns, and Cops also fall into this category.
If you are blood related to your biological parents in more than 1 way, making the "family tree" into the "family stump".
Somebody who has been on Cops.
Miley Cyrus.
Having broken appliances, plumbing fixtures, and/or stripped cars on their front lawn.
Someone who lives in squalor, has garbage piling up all over their house and feces caked into the carpet while having 14 neglected incest kids with adhd running amok.
Being 14 and pregnant and if the kid comes out white, all the possible fathers are related to her.
Has a meth lab and/or meth addiction.
Someone who collects welfare or disability even though the individual is perfectly able bodied.
Someone who is missing most of their teeth before the age of 20 (due to lack of oral hygene, getting into drunken fights, and/or meth use.)
The watchers of and the guests on Jerry Springer, Maury, Steve Wilkos, Dr.Phil, and Judge Judy.
The watchers of American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, Mike and Molly, The big bang theory, 2 and a half men, NASCAR, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Real housewives of anything, AFV reruns, and Cops also fall into this category.
If you are blood related to your biological parents in more than 1 way, making the "family tree" into the "family stump".
Somebody who has been on Cops.
Miley Cyrus.
Hippies , rednecks, backwoods hicks, emo kids, wiggers, juggalos, hipsters, gamers, and metal heads are other forms of white trash and they usually come from families with white trash backgrounds.
Not everyone who lives in a trailer park is white trash, it is found everywhere. In fact, you can even find white trash living in gated communities. Being white trash is how a person acts and/or what conditions they have themselves living in.
Not everyone who lives in a trailer park is white trash, it is found everywhere. In fact, you can even find white trash living in gated communities. Being white trash is how a person acts and/or what conditions they have themselves living in.
by A WHITE GUY April 27, 2015
Get the White Trashmug. -a car that is mostly composed of rust, dents, doors and body panels that aren't even the same color as the car itself, plenty of bondo and spray can paint repairs, runs like shit, and has obnoxiously loud exhaust.
-scion xb, nissan cube, honda element, kia soul, or any other ugly ass faggy box shaped cars that are out there.
-any hybrid car or smart car.
-hummer h2.
-public transportation.
-scion xb, nissan cube, honda element, kia soul, or any other ugly ass faggy box shaped cars that are out there.
-any hybrid car or smart car.
-hummer h2.
-public transportation.
"why is bob putting all of his money in to that piece of shit civic of his. he only paid $300 for it and he just bought a sound system with 20in subs."
"yeah, and he also bought a $400 flowmaster exhaust system and didn't even bother to give it a tune up."
"he put over 50 lbs of bondo and spraypaint on the body and still doesn't bother to paint the front fenders or passenger door the same color."
"and he tries to race everybody with it and he got his doors blown off by an old guy on his rascal."
"god damn loser cruiser."
"yeah, and he also bought a $400 flowmaster exhaust system and didn't even bother to give it a tune up."
"he put over 50 lbs of bondo and spraypaint on the body and still doesn't bother to paint the front fenders or passenger door the same color."
"and he tries to race everybody with it and he got his doors blown off by an old guy on his rascal."
"god damn loser cruiser."
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
Get the loser cruisermug. Someone who discriminates solely based on the decisions of an individual made in life. Factors such as race, height, weight, sex, and nationality do not come into play. However a decisionist may discriminate due to appearance if that individuals appearance is commonly associated with a group that the decisionist does not like the decisions of.
A decisionist is someone that doesn't like gangsters or the white guys that try to be gangster can discriminate against both of them equally, thus their actions are not racially motivated and the race card can't be pulled
by A White Guy December 29, 2007
Get the Decisionistmug. “What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.
“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
by A WHITE GUY April 28, 2019
Get the Yo mommamug. Those are the dick heads who made Adblock Plus not work on youtube anymore, forcing us to sit through 2 minute ads for crest white strips while trying to watch a 25 second Youtube video, because Youtube whored themselves out to corporate America. Seriously Youtube, how fucking greedy can you get?
The ad nazis actually think that repeatedly cramming their shit down out throats will make people buy those shitty products, but it doesn't work for me.
by A WHITE GUY July 24, 2017
Get the Ad Nazismug. a small motorized bicycle that is very fun to ride no matter how old you are.
not the same as pocket bikes.
being related to the go-kart, it usually has a horizontal shaft lawnmower, tiller, snowblower engine made by briggs and stratton or tecumseh and is driven by a centrifugal clutch or comet torque converter.
way more fun than any full sized motor cycles or atv's.
not meant for little kids.
not meant for taking off any sweet jumps.
not the same as pocket bikes.
being related to the go-kart, it usually has a horizontal shaft lawnmower, tiller, snowblower engine made by briggs and stratton or tecumseh and is driven by a centrifugal clutch or comet torque converter.
way more fun than any full sized motor cycles or atv's.
not meant for little kids.
not meant for taking off any sweet jumps.
mini bikes are the one thing next to marijuana that should be legalized for use on bike trails.
they go great with marijuana too btw.
they go great with marijuana too btw.
by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013
Get the mini bikemug.