An amateur insult comeback. It is often regarded as one of the worst possible insult comebacks, being criticized for its lack of creativity, low versatility, and manipulation of English grammar in the word "you."
The comeback was popularized by a scene from the 1985 film 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure,' in which Pee-Wee Herman repeatedly says the comeback after being told a string of insults by someone else.
The comeback was popularized by a scene from the 1985 film 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure,' in which Pee-Wee Herman repeatedly says the comeback after being told a string of insults by someone else.
Mark: You should have let me copy your test answers in class today.
Jim: No, it's against the rules. Stop relying on me to bail you out all the time. You're such a blowhard sometimes...
Mark: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a coffee whore whose father is on crack!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: You're a loser who doesn't let me copy your test answers in class!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: -_- seriously dude
Jim: No, it's against the rules. Stop relying on me to bail you out all the time. You're such a blowhard sometimes...
Mark: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a coffee whore whose father is on crack!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: You're a loser who doesn't let me copy your test answers in class!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: -_- seriously dude
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Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.
Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.
Jim: Look, if something was going on, Norton would have said.
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....
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Britta: Darn it! I dropped my bagel (pronouncing it "baggel")
Troy, Jeff, Pierce, Annie, and Shirley: HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHHHAAAA!
Britta: I'll pronounce bagel (pronouncing it "baggel") that way anytime I want!
The rest of the study group, once again: HA HA HA HA HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!
Troy, Jeff, Pierce, Annie, and Shirley: HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHHHAAAA!
Britta: I'll pronounce bagel (pronouncing it "baggel") that way anytime I want!
The rest of the study group, once again: HA HA HA HA HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!
by A Person Named February 09, 2014
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Person B: Hey, person in the other stall, could I have a square of toilet paper?
Person A: No, sorry.
Person B: You don't have any?
Person A: I have some, I just don't want to give any to you.
Person B: Please? Just one?
Person A: No.
Person B: Don't be a no-square sparer...just give me one! How hard is it?
Person A: **flushes and unlocks the stall**
Person B: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) F**K YOU, MAN! I'LL REMEMBER THIS SH*T!
Person A: No, sorry.
Person B: You don't have any?
Person A: I have some, I just don't want to give any to you.
Person B: Please? Just one?
Person A: No.
Person B: Don't be a no-square sparer...just give me one! How hard is it?
Person A: **flushes and unlocks the stall**
Person B: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) F**K YOU, MAN! I'LL REMEMBER THIS SH*T!
by A Person Named September 15, 2013
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Despite requiring about the same amount of strength and effort, this exercise is much less common than regular push-ups.
Despite requiring about the same amount of strength and effort, this exercise is much less common than regular push-ups.
James: I can't do push-ups. They're just too difficult.
Michael: You should try reverse push-ups.
James: Dude, nobody does that. You realize how many weird looks that'll get?
Michael: You should try reverse push-ups.
James: Dude, nobody does that. You realize how many weird looks that'll get?
by A Person Named September 07, 2013
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Kevin: I'm serious this time, Oscar, don't you dare spoil "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."
Oscar: It dies.
Kevin: YOU SUCK!!!!
Oscar (thinking): Has no idea it was a spoiler faux pas...sucks for him!
Monica: I haven't watched the finale of 'Breaking Bad' yet...you better not spoil it for me...
Rachel: Walt Jr. convinces Walt and Skyler to get back together and it turns out that Hank actually didn't die.
Monica: THANKS A LOT!!!!
**they both get into a cat fight**
Oscar: It dies.
Kevin: YOU SUCK!!!!
Oscar (thinking): Has no idea it was a spoiler faux pas...sucks for him!
Monica: I haven't watched the finale of 'Breaking Bad' yet...you better not spoil it for me...
Rachel: Walt Jr. convinces Walt and Skyler to get back together and it turns out that Hank actually didn't die.
Monica: THANKS A LOT!!!!
**they both get into a cat fight**
by A Person Named February 15, 2014
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Democrat: We're now in the eighth day of this pointless government shutdown.
Republican: Oh, shut up. Boehner's the greatest leader we've had in a long time.
Democrat: BS. I'm now furloughed, and I probably will be for another month. I'm sick of living in this Boehn-wreck.
Republican: Oh, shut up. Boehner's the greatest leader we've had in a long time.
Democrat: BS. I'm now furloughed, and I probably will be for another month. I'm sick of living in this Boehn-wreck.
by A Person Named October 08, 2013
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