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Guy 1: Whoo boy, Sofia is hot!
Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!
Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017
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2. When you come clean about something you don't care about.
2. When you come clean about something you don't care about.
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Rep the set
Gotta rep the set
Chase a check
Never chase a bitch
Mask on, fuck it, mask off
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Percocet
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Rep the set
Gotta rep the set
Chase a check
Never chase a bitch
Mask on, fuck it, mask off
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) June 14, 2017
Get the Mask Off mug.A pleasurable act. There are many examples of sex, as it is a natural phenomenon worthy of the highest of praises.
1. Vaginal sex: a man's dick going into a woman's pussy
2. Oral sex: a woman sucking and going back and forth on a man's dick or a man sucking a woman's pussy.
3. Anal sex: a man shoving his dick into a woman's ass
4. Facial: a man cumming all over a woman's face
Some acts of sex involve 3 people instead of 2, and this is called a threesome. 4 is a foursome, 5 is a fivesome, but any more is called an orgy.
1. Vaginal sex: a man's dick going into a woman's pussy
2. Oral sex: a woman sucking and going back and forth on a man's dick or a man sucking a woman's pussy.
3. Anal sex: a man shoving his dick into a woman's ass
4. Facial: a man cumming all over a woman's face
Some acts of sex involve 3 people instead of 2, and this is called a threesome. 4 is a foursome, 5 is a fivesome, but any more is called an orgy.
I arrived home. It was a hard, challenging day at work. I crashed on the bed, tired out. Suddenly, my girlfriend, Sofia, bursts through the door with only a thong and bra and yells "FUCK ME HARD TONIGHT!" She ties her hair in a ponytail for me to grab by the base, and proceeds to suck my dick so fucking quickly that I cum in her mouth immediately after only two seconds. She then rubs her pussy in my face. We're moaning so loudly you could hear them from a mile away, sweating so hard our faces were pink, and suddenly the door bursts open. This hot bunhead named Emma walks in, completely naked, with the biggest ass I've ever seen. She gets on the floor, ready for some grade-a sex. I shove my dick in her ass, and Sofia eats her pussy so quickly Sonic the Hedgehog would look like a slug. But Sofia and I weren't happy, so Sofia decides to suck her ass, and I fuck her right in the pussy. Best night ever.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) December 18, 2016
Get the sex mug.The act of shaving your lover's pussy before rapidly shoving your dick into it. It is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.
Before I gave Emma a 1-2 pussy punch, I bought a razor and shave butter. When I got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and I spread it all over her vagina before going over it with a razor. Her pussy was getting wetter, so I immediately rammed my dick in and went back and forth until I ejaculated.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 2, 2017
Get the 1-2 pussy punch mug.A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.
Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017
Get the hair salon threesome mug.A position used in threesomes that have one guy and two chicks. The guy puts his head in chick #1's pussy. Chick #2 then proceeds to lick the guy's dick.
Matt: Yo Ethan!
Ethan: What?
Matt: I just did a two in one with Sofia & Shoshanna!
Ethan: Damn, who was taking your cock in?
Matt: Sofia got it in the pussy and Shoshi got to lick it.
Ethan: What?
Matt: I just did a two in one with Sofia & Shoshanna!
Ethan: Damn, who was taking your cock in?
Matt: Sofia got it in the pussy and Shoshi got to lick it.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) July 8, 2017
Get the two in one mug.The act of shaving someone's head bald. A lot of people think this is just using clippers to buzz their hair really short, but they're not doing it right. A real headshave consists of buzzing hair really short and then using shaving cream and a razor to shave it clean. To the skin.
If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.
If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.
I gave Sofia a headshave last night. I buzzed her head and then used shaving cream. She didn't have a single hair on her skull when she left this morning.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 15, 2017
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