Schrödinger’s Hug

To give a hug but only meaning it if they hug back

Larry: “I gave Linda a Schrödinger’s Hug today and she hugged back”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck”
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag”

by A possum possum December 29, 2020

Yummy moss

A type of moss that tastes good

Tom:”I found some yummy moss in the woods, do you want some?
Larry:”of course I do I love moss”.

by A possum possum January 01, 2021

Large Rock

Unlike a regular rock this rock is much bigger it smaller than a boulder.

Tom:”I was in the woods and I saw a Large Rock”.
Larry:”Dang dude did it have moss on it”.
Tom:”It had a lot”

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

Izukued

The act of broken your bones

Tom:”So when I was seven I izukued myself when I fell down the stairs”.
Larry:”That is a big oof”.

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

Happy Person

1. Someone who lives in a rural area and eats dirt and lavender.
2. A gay person

Tom: I met a Happy Person yesterday and they were very nice and I think I might want to be one.
Larry: Good for you do what you want

Note this works for both Definitions

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

Todorokied

The act of pouring or disposing boiling water

Tom:” I was going to make tea but I todorokied it in the backyard”
Larry: “Good thing you put it in yard instead of a kids face”

by A possum possum December 29, 2020

kcis

The opposite of being sick or being healthy.

Tom:”Broski I have been feeling kcis lately”.
Larry:”Good for you man”.

by A possum possum January 02, 2021