A possum possum 's definitions

Todorokied

The act of pouring or disposing boiling water

Tom:” I was going to make tea but I todorokied it in the backyard”
Larry: “Good thing you put it in yard instead of a kids face”

by A possum possum December 29, 2020

Schrödinger’s Hug

To give a hug but only meaning it if they hug back

Larry: “I gave Linda a Schrödinger’s Hug today and she hugged back”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck”
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag”

by A possum possum December 29, 2020

Happy Person

1. Someone who lives in a rural area and eats dirt and lavender.
2. A gay person

Tom: I met a Happy Person yesterday and they were very nice and I think I might want to be one.
Larry: Good for you do what you want

Note this works for both Definitions

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

Bible 3

Referred to as the third installment of the Bible series this follows Jesus and his now six disciples on their way to kill Harry Potter.

Tom:”I’m bored Larry do you have any good books to read”
Larry:”I Recommend Bible 3 It’s a good standalone book from the original two of the series. It is filled with love ,heartbreak , and Wity Humor.

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

Izukued

The act of breaking your bones

Tom:”When I was seven I Accidentally Izukued myself
Larry:” That is so sad ,Alexa play Despacito”.

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

Asthma of the home

Asthma of the home is a game in which you do nothing in your house because you have asthma.(This a Reference to Breath of the wild)

Larry:”I played Asthma of the home yesterday I was pretty boring”.
Tom:”Yah I was going to get it until I saw the reviews”.

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

Large Rock

Unlike a regular rock this rock is much bigger it smaller than a boulder.

Tom:”I was in the woods and I saw a Large Rock”.
Larry:”Dang dude did it have moss on it”.
Tom:”It had a lot”

by A possum possum December 31, 2020