When much time is spent fingering a girl you will gain a wrinkle finger (similar to that of being in a bath too long)
by 9A Slang March 12, 2009
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Oh geoff, deeks that fuckin' mare ower theer.
(I say geoff, did your fantastic eyesight permit you to peruse over the visual delight of that nearby female stunner?)
Example 2:
Cumbrian #1: Fancy a ball and biscuit?
Cumbrian #2: Eh?
Cumbrian #1: (While whipping his bollocks out and laughing) DEEKS!
Cumbrian #2: Ahhh you fuckin twat!
Example 3:
Deeks him with the face.
Oh geoff, deeks that fuckin' mare ower theer.
(I say geoff, did your fantastic eyesight permit you to peruse over the visual delight of that nearby female stunner?)
Example 2:
Cumbrian #1: Fancy a ball and biscuit?
Cumbrian #2: Eh?
Cumbrian #1: (While whipping his bollocks out and laughing) DEEKS!
Cumbrian #2: Ahhh you fuckin twat!
Example 3:
Deeks him with the face.
by 9A Slang December 30, 2007
Get the Deeks mug.Pronounced "Two-ss" (like loose but with a t)
A person, usually male (then again that usually makes it more hilarious when describing a female), of twattish proportions. ie, he's a divvy. Better used between friends rather than to really annoy someone, as it doesn't seem to have the same impact as something like "how in holy fuck did your mother shit you out you fat cunt".
Derived from the word "tuss" - Tousse is how a posh person may say tuss and therefore sounded funny as fuck. Originated in a dalston secondary school in cumbria, england.
A person, usually male (then again that usually makes it more hilarious when describing a female), of twattish proportions. ie, he's a divvy. Better used between friends rather than to really annoy someone, as it doesn't seem to have the same impact as something like "how in holy fuck did your mother shit you out you fat cunt".
Derived from the word "tuss" - Tousse is how a posh person may say tuss and therefore sounded funny as fuck. Originated in a dalston secondary school in cumbria, england.
Example 1
Cumbrian #1: Is that daft lad wearing rockports?
Cumbrian #2: Aye, what a fuckin' tousse.
Example 2
Cumbrian #1: (Attemping to solve a particularly hard maths problem)
Cumbrian #2: Deeks! (farts in #1's face while laughing)
Cumbrian #1: (trying to hold in laughter)...Tousse.
Cumbrian #1: Is that daft lad wearing rockports?
Cumbrian #2: Aye, what a fuckin' tousse.
Example 2
Cumbrian #1: (Attemping to solve a particularly hard maths problem)
Cumbrian #2: Deeks! (farts in #1's face while laughing)
Cumbrian #1: (trying to hold in laughter)...Tousse.
by 9A Slang December 30, 2007
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Get the Piss Sting mug.A generally obese twat with a face like a badly bashed 1983 Mercedes. Often is the bane of most schoolyard jokes and rightly so for they are often those kind of fat bollock brains who think they're amusing-fat whereas they're just obese-fat. Originates from the north-west.
Not Chull #1: I see your mother was on Time Team last night.
Not Chull #2: Hod on a sec, deeks this rotund twat.
Not Chull #1: Haha check out the flab, the proper chull.
Not Chull #2: Hod on a sec, deeks this rotund twat.
Not Chull #1: Haha check out the flab, the proper chull.
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Get the Gash Guzzler mug.When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect.
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