9A Slang's definitions

Stiff Little Finger

When falling asleep while fingering a girl (usually drunk) and your finger is left in the entire night.

"Cor blimey, I have a stiff little finger this golden morn."

by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

Wrinkle Finger

When much time is spent fingering a girl you will gain a wrinkle finger (similar to that of being in a bath too long)

"Hey, check out my wrinkle finger thanks to your gash."

by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

Gash Guzzler

A lesbian.

"See that girl over yonder, she is a gash guzzler."

by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

Piss shit

Giving birth.

"It must've hurt when your mum piss shit you out" -said to Adam Woodhall circa 2005

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Piss Sting

If you need a piss and instead decide to masturbate, you will experience a stinging sensation if taking the piss shortly after ejaculating.

"I had piss sting and regretted ever wanking at all."

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Piss-arc

When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect.

"Wow, that Piss-arc I just had was as beautiful as a rainbow."

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Chull

A generally obese twat with a face like a badly bashed 1983 Mercedes. Often is the bane of most schoolyard jokes and rightly so for they are often those kind of fat bollock brains who think they're amusing-fat whereas they're just obese-fat. Originates from the north-west.

Not Chull #1: I see your mother was on Time Team last night.

Not Chull #2: Hod on a sec, deeks this rotund twat.

Not Chull #1: Haha check out the flab, the proper chull.

by 9A Slang December 30, 2007