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go commit abiotic

How to tell someone to kill themselves in science class

I started to tell Dave to kill himself, but instead I told him to go commit abiotic because the science teacher was glaring at me .

by 69 Is A Number January 28, 2019

Birdbox Challenge

A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie “Birdbox”, where A woman survives an apocalypse.

Dave: Where’s James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.

by 69 Is A Number February 5, 2019

Bork

The sound a fluffer pupper makes. Different from a Swedish fluffer pupper, which goes bjork.

“Bork” said the pupper

by 69 Is A Number February 11, 2019

Meta

Talking about urban dictionary outside the context of the definition for Urban Dictionary.

Dave: Hi reader scrolling through the definition of Meta! How are ya?
Julia: Why the fuck are you talking to reader Dave? We’ve talked about breaking the fourth wall .

by 69 Is A Number February 11, 2019

Dornk

A dank dork

Dave was always humid, and he was a dork. He was a Dornk!

by 69 Is A Number February 13, 2019

Your Mom

The person I fucked last night

I fucked your mom

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019

Meta

A department of Colombia. It is geographically in the centre of the country. The capital of Meta is Villavicencio. It is 85 thousand square kilometres and populated by 925 000 people

Meta, Colombia is a beautiful place

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019