6079 Smith W's definitions

apeshit

A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.

From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).

Billy-Bob went apeshit when Jimmy-Joe puked up four moon pies on his '68 Dodge Dart.

by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

whale shit

An expression indicating the lowest position possible. An extremely low point emotionally or in life circumstances. From the assumption that whale shit reaches the bottom of the deepest oceans, the lowest point on the earth.

"When I heard that my biatch had left me for Urkel I felt lower than whale shit."

"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!

by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005

chim chim cheree

The sound made by Mary Poppins during orgasm.

Burt the Chimneysweep: 'Ere now Mary darlin', I'm about to blow me nut in yer luvverly quim, pet!

Mary Poppins: Chim chim cheree!

by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005

death cookie

From Mountain/Dirt Biking. Irregularly shaped rocks about 3 to 6 inches in diameter. Too big to roll over easily like gravel and too large and unstable to balance on. Just smaller and less dangerous than the dreaded baby head.

Dude, I kept my shit together on that stretch of death cookies but I ate shit completely when I hit the baby heads!

by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

Scrubbing devices made from dried gourds. Used in phone-sex fantasies (but mistakenly called falafels) by Bill O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly ordered three loofahs at the Lebanese restaurant, prompting the waitress to return with a flaming kebab dangling from her anus and wearing a wire feeding directly to the R.O.G.P (Randy Old Goat Police)

by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005

deep six

To hide or dispose of something in such a way that it will be extremely difficult or impossible to find or recover, even for the person doing the hiding. Get rid of. Nautical in origin, it comes from a call indicating a depth of six fathoms (over ten meters), a depth from which recovery of an item tossed overboard would be very difficult.

Argggh, matey! Deep six the crack pipe before Admiral Billy-Bob catches us.

Jimmy-Joe, we'd better deep six the whole meth kitchen before Andy Taylor shows up at the trailer park

by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005

riding a rocket

Having an erection, poppin' a boner, sportin' wood, etc.

Billy-Bob, that cock-teasin' bitch had me riding a rocket all night at the drive-in, but I wound up floggin' my own meat after she said "let's be friends."

by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005