500ToothDinasar's definitions

Hellercopter

Mr. Greg Heller’s aviation alter ego.

Jim: Did you see the Hellercopter flying around the run bay?

Shawn: Yeah! He yelled at me for getting too close to the prop.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Second dinner

Sucking your own penis after having a dinner that doesn’t fill you up.

Yo Mikey you having second dinner after that salad?

by 500ToothDinasar May 20, 2021

Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.

Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Payload

How many fat bitches you can carry in your vehicle.

Dylan has way more payload with the Ranger than he had with the WRX.

by 500ToothDinasar May 19, 2022

Broom Berry

A dingleberry on someone’s mustache.

Lucas had a mustache full of Broom Berrys* after rimming Pete.

by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023

Autorotation

“Helicoptering” the penis opposite of normal rotation.

Walker: I saw Luke doing an autorotation in the hangar yesterday.
Pete: Counter clockwise?
Walker: Yeah, how did you know?
Pete: He’s normally in a clockwise rotation.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

The Chinook

When two aviation mechanics synchronously helicopter their dicks and try to not touch whilst maintaining aggressive eye contact.

Pete and Lucas performed The Chinook during class at SCC.

by 500ToothDinasar March 11, 2023