500ToothDinasar's definitions

Hellercopter

Mr. Greg Heller’s aviation alter ego.

Jim: Did you see the Hellercopter flying around the run bay?

Shawn: Yeah! He yelled at me for getting too close to the prop.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Second dinner

Sucking your own penis after having a dinner that doesn’t fill you up.

Yo Mikey you having second dinner after that salad?

by 500ToothDinasar May 20, 2021

Stash Rash

A rash obtained by two men with mustaches aggressively making out.

Pete and Lucas both got stash rash after class.

by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023

Autorotation

“Helicoptering” the penis opposite of normal rotation.

Walker: I saw Luke doing an autorotation in the hangar yesterday.
Pete: Counter clockwise?
Walker: Yeah, how did you know?
Pete: He’s normally in a clockwise rotation.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Broom Berry

A dingleberry on someone’s mustache.

Lucas had a mustache full of Broom Berrys* after rimming Pete.

by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023

Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.

Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Payload

How many fat bitches you can carry in your vehicle.

Dylan has way more payload with the Ranger than he had with the WRX.

by 500ToothDinasar May 19, 2022