Definitions by 500ToothDinasar

Autorotation

“Helicoptering” the penis opposite of normal rotation.

Walker: I saw Luke doing an autorotation in the hangar yesterday.
Pete: Counter clockwise?
Walker: Yeah, how did you know?
Pete: He’s normally in a clockwise rotation.

Autorotation by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Hellercopter 

Mr. Greg Heller’s aviation alter ego.

Jim: Did you see the Hellercopter flying around the run bay?

Shawn: Yeah! He yelled at me for getting too close to the prop.

Hellercopter by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Frigid foreplay 

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.

Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.

Frigid foreplay by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Turboshaft 

Slang for an aviation mechanic’s penis.

Lucas: Ohh Pete can you service my turboshaft??

Turboshaft by 500ToothDinasar March 14, 2023

The Chinook 

When two aviation mechanics synchronously helicopter their dicks and try to not touch whilst maintaining aggressive eye contact.

Pete and Lucas performed The Chinook during class at SCC.

The Chinook by 500ToothDinasar March 11, 2023

Broom Berry 

A dingleberry on someone’s mustache.

Lucas had a mustache full of Broom Berrys* after rimming Pete.

Broom Berry by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023

Stash Rash 

A rash obtained by two men with mustaches aggressively making out.

Pete and Lucas both got stash rash after class.

Stash Rash by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023