50 cent crack dealer's definitions

Patriotism

The act of driving to the Ikea in your Hyundizzay with an American flag sticker (Made in Taiwan) on the back while many Americans are collecting unemployment and foreigners are attending flight school in sunny Florida.

Show your patriotism by learning the English language first then we'll talk.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 21, 2003

i'mo

Ebonics for "I am going to".

I'mo kick yo ass.
I'mo kobe dat biotch up da butt.
I'mo get me some rocks and hustle them down at da 20 DollA RocK concert.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

90z

The decade of years 1990 through 1999.
Popular cultural styles include spelling plurals with the letter "Z", gangster rap, putting stickers on a honda to make it go faster, every rock band sounds like Pearl Jam, reading, speaking and spelling at a third grade level were cool and the rise of the most influential artist of our time, Vanilla Ice.

In the early 90z, Bush, Cheney and Powell were waging war in Iraq, A Terminator movie was topping the box office. A goofy looking blond white guy was rapping on MTV and boy bands were raking in the cash.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

pootie

A piece of ass. Popularized by the movie "Pootie Tang".

Dag, I'm one horny muhfugga. I gots ta gets me some pootie tang.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

tis

It is. Opposite of taint.

I was scratching my taint and I found my tis.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.

I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.

by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010

crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003