50 cent crack dealer's definitions

Patriotism

The act of driving to the Ikea in your Hyundizzay with an American flag sticker (Made in Taiwan) on the back while many Americans are collecting unemployment and foreigners are attending flight school in sunny Florida.

Show your patriotism by learning the English language first then we'll talk.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 21, 2003

i'mo

Ebonics for "I am going to".

I'mo kick yo ass.
I'mo kobe dat biotch up da butt.
I'mo get me some rocks and hustle them down at da 20 DollA RocK concert.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

check da cone

Misheard song lyric popularized by the Michael Jackson sketches on UK's Channel 4 show Bo' Selecta.

I'm bad, I'm bad. Cha'mone. Ja know it. Check da cone. Owwwwwww! Eeeeeeee hee.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 9, 2004

7up guy

dat dude wit da afro n shit keepin it real selling da juice.

all yall white women wanna thrill fuck da seven up guy yeeh!

by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

bumpf

Useless printed instuctions and manuals.
Originated in England during World War II when English soldiers were overwelmed with unnecessary printed materials and used them as they would toilet tissue or "bum fodder".

My new CD-ROM drive came with 40 pages of bumpf. Oprah's magazine makes good bumpf.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

'shbag

Abbreviated name for a douchebag.

Practitioner and connoisseur of all things related to douchebaggery. Frequent consumer of items such as Formula 50 Energy Drink, Boost Mobile and Tag Body Spray.

Please turn down the ringtone, okay 'shbag?

And no, I am not your bro.

by 50 cent crack dealer November 28, 2007

frontin'

Verb. To put up a false facade. See frontin

Yo, check out backstreet over there frontin in his hyundizzay.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 15, 2003