50 Cent Crack Dealer's definitions

tis

It is. Opposite of taint.

I was scratching my taint and I found my tis.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.

I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.

by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010

dees

Radio and television personality Rick Dees. Famous for the song "Disco Duck".

Who's Rick Dees? DEES NUTS!

by 50 cent crack dealer August 6, 2003

dingletuft

A patch of hair in the crevice of the gluteus maximus.

Some wigga mooned me and he had shit caked in his dingletuft.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 7, 2003

-.-

An emoticon used online to concur that you are having a correspondence with an aZn. A way of saying "You stupid yigga" or "Have a rice day".

-.- If you're going to comminucate with me, LEARN THE FUCKING LANGUAGE! Otherwise, go back to doing my laundry after you cook up a batch of the General Tso's chicken, learn to drive, stickers do not make your car faster, porno movies should not end with the retarded guy eating the schoolgirl's poopy, quit masturbating to anime, pets are not food and lose the StIcKyCaPs AsShOlE!

by 50 cent crack dealer July 30, 2003

Butt Hat

A tattoo on the lower back, usually on a female which is prominently displayed in public by wearing low-cut hip-hugger pants.

Urban legend has it that this is a signal to male suitors that she very willingly does "anal".

Yo, dat white boitch wit da butt hat is motioning fo me to come over her place and tap dat ass after she gives me a ride to the check cashin' place.

by 50 Cent Crack Dealer August 9, 2004

wap

Short form of wapanese. A caucasian who tries to emulate Japanese culture.

That wap ran out of tissues from masturbating to anime all day.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 7, 2003