50 Cent Crack Dealer's definitions

pootie

A piece of ass. Popularized by the movie "Pootie Tang".

Dag, I'm one horny muhfugga. I gots ta gets me some pootie tang.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.

I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.

by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010

txt msg

Text Messaging. Popular cell phone feature among suburban affluent pill poppers who can't walk and talk at the same time so they have to send encrypted messages that only AOL users can decipher. Words are abbriviated whenever possible and capitalization and punctuation are never used as it was never taught in remedial english.

im 2 la-z 2 spel wrdz kerekly n i have a ltd nolg of da en lang so i txt msg

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

wignut

Politically correct version of the words Wigga or Wigger because crackers are not allowed to say words that sound too much like Nigga because it sounds like a disparaging word for "Negro".

Suburban, caucasian males who mimic the styles and trends of inner city crack dealers and pimps.

Yo dat wignut be stuntin' around in mom's tricked out Lexus. Rollin' on dubs, flossin' off daddy's franklins, freestyle flowin', poppin' caps in asses, bangin' low-cut jeans chicks wit no rubbers, he do all dat shit.

by 50 cent crack dealer June 2, 2004

wiggas

Incorrectly spelled plural version of wigga. We all know wiggaz spell "da pluralz" wit a "z" and every other word wrong because they were too busy daydreaming about giving Eminem a rusty trombone in remedial english class.

"y u hatin on da wiggas? ur jus jelis u gay fagit"

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

sk8r

Someone who can't spell nor fix a bicycle and is not old enough to drive.

dat sk8r d00d iz 2 c00l 4 me. ur a gay fagit.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

puckerpose

The manditory "kissy" face that is made when you take a picture of yourself to post on any of those popular social networking web sites such as MySpace and Facebook.

This usually includes a backhanded sideways peace hand sign while snapping a picture on a cellphone in front of a bathroom mirror with a toilet clearly visible in the background.

When posted, this photo must have a description typed in txt msg language to appear k3wl.

check da puckerpose on my page u dont lk it den u juss a hatah

(: .!.if you dont like me for who i am;then dont even bother tlkin to me;cuz i aint changing for no onee!*.anythingg else ? ;; get@me ..!

by 50 cent crack dealer December 17, 2008