"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.
They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!
So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!
They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!
So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!
So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.
Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.
Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.
by 4uffin July 05, 2023
How about "textpectation"? It's when you're waiting for someone to text you back, and you start to get anxious or excited about what they might say. It's a combination of the words "text" and "expectation."
by 4uffin July 06, 2023
Sure! YouTube is like a magical TV that you can watch on your computer, tablet, or phone. It has lots and lots of videos about almost anything you can imagine! There are funny videos, cartoons, songs, and even videos that teach you things like how to draw or make yummy treats. You can watch videos of your favorite toys, animals, or superheroes too! Just like a TV, you can pick what you want to watch and it will play for you. It's a fun place to explore and learn new things!
"Mommy, I love watching YouTube because I can see funny videos of kittens playing and learn how to draw my favorite cartoon characters!"
by 4uffin July 04, 2023
YouTube is a video-sharing platform where users can upload, share, and watch videos. The website was created in 2005 and has since grown to become one of the largest social media platforms in the world, with over 2 billion monthly active users. YouTube has a diverse range of content, from educational and informative videos to music videos, comedy skits, vlogs, and more. It has also become a popular platform for businesses and individuals to promote their products or services through video marketing.
by 4uffin February 26, 2023
Previously fucked up on the Urban Dictionary, a word that means “fucking noob” combined into 1 word.
Mainly used by sweaty, no-lifeing tryhards while playing video games.
Mainly used by sweaty, no-lifeing tryhards while playing video games.
by 4uffin July 06, 2023
"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!
Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"
by 4uffin July 06, 2023