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Definitions by 4realazitgits

Zyzzyx'd 

To be lost in a very remote location (
(Bfe as an example. Of this) there actually is a zyzzyx road on i-15 in california near the nevada border.word has it that there's also an old resort/spa on this road. That may be being used As a BLM training facility.
We got off on the wrong exit in the middle of the desert. We were basically zyzzyx'd for half a day.
Zyzzyx'd by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!
I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!
Eat a thong by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Eat-a-thon 

1. An eating contest.sometimes timed
Where the object is to consume as much food as possible in a given amount of time. (Think adam. Richie's man. Vs food) 2
2. Same as above. Difference being what is being "eaten" (in this. A. Cunnilingus contest)
1.bill: how did you like the buffalo wings cook-off? Mike:. Loved it! It was an absolute eat-a-thon! 2. Did you see those women from the intra mural. Team? Yah. Would love to have an eat-athon with every single one of them!
Eat-a-thon by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Eateth on 

An affirmation. A
Shout out of support. To underscore…similar to the waynes world schtick of 'party on wayne. Party
On garth!
Tonite I'll be having the super burrito
Burger with chili cheese fries. And a drink all for under $5.00
Bro! Bro-

Eateth on bro
Eateth on!
Eateth on by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Conley ingus

Wordplay on the word cunnilingus
Before cellphones were so ubiquitous.it was fun to go to the airport and have this "person"paged
Airport paging system announcement: conley ingus. Please meet your party at the entrance to the eat-a-thon lounge
Conley ingus by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Clyde torres 

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…
Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co
Clyde torres by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Total eclipse of the fart 

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain
Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.