Cuntfingeration

Basically just a fancy term for women's masturbation

I was gonna study my geometry but I ended up doing
Cuntfingeration on my "pi" instead!

by 4realazitgits April 09, 2021

Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 01, 2021

Masturbasplaining

When you get caught masturbating trying to explain that you weren't actually masturbating.

Sound coming out of closed bedroom:"bzzzzzz....oooh ahhh red uhhhh!" Man:"Hon what's that noise?Are you masturbating again?" Woman:" No no! It's my neck massager I swear!" Man:" Sooooo.... You've got a clitoris on the back of your neck?" I think you're just Masturbasplaining

by 4realazitgits May 01, 2021

More hella

Hella but even better. Hella x2. A form of superlative. A nod of approval
To something to
That's cool on fleek the best.

Jason: let's go check out that new craft brewery that just opened.

Scott: more hella!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Wankershame blvd

The prostitution or red light district in any given town.

Whenever I'm out of town for business after I check into the hotel and put my stuff away I go down to the front desk and ask where the local wankershame blvd is.

by 4realazitgits April 01, 2021

S squared d squared

Same shit.different day

Kris: howzit goin? Ned: oh you know:s squared d squared!

by 4realazitgits March 03, 2021

Celebrihoarders

A celebrity who's also a hoarder. Brittany spears comes to mind here.

Though their mansions may look good from the outside. Celebrihoarders practically need a backhoe to plow their way through their own house.

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021