4realazitgits's definitions

Edie the egg lady

Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey

Edie the egg lady sits in her crib and says eggs eggs eggs. I love 💕 eggs!

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Icoz

The inner cuntal orgasmic zone area within a ladies. Bits where deep orgasms are formed

I know his dick tapped my icoz 'cause my g-spot felt like it was going to explode

by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021

Calcentric

Of or pertaining to all things California
The evocation and invocation of the California vibe

The beach boys music is very calcentric wouldn't you say

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Back side of the clock

The civilian equivalent of the military term "o dark thirties". Equates to the 11pm to 7am 3rd shift for businesses which run 24/7.also. Known as "graveyard shift".

I'll be working the back side of the clock for the next few weeks. I'll always be eating breakfast!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Kem nunn

Prolific author of the genre "surf noir" a term he himself coined. Most of kems novels. Such as "tapping the source" and "the dogs of winter" are centered around the southern California surf culture. However.he has written some "inland" novels as well
Such as "unassigned territory"and the darkly comedic "pomona queen".

At one of the few remaining "barnes y
And noble bookstores: Jen; hey is that kem nunn sitting behind that table over there?" Jill: "yeah.he's doing book signings for his latest novel".

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Doin the Hayden

The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!

I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021