by 2014_chiguy December 08, 2006
Get the tapsmug. by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013
Get the eat monkey assmug. the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape
I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.
by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007
Get the martini glass shapemug. The member of the family who everyone else has to borrow money from. This person has disposable income because he or she made all the right choices in life.
Joe: Why are you using your credit card? Is everything okay?
Tom: I let my mom borrow $200 last week. My brothers also owe me $300 each.
Joe: Family ATM?
Tom: Yep.
Tom: I let my mom borrow $200 last week. My brothers also owe me $300 each.
Joe: Family ATM?
Tom: Yep.
by 2014_chiguy August 20, 2013
Get the family ATMmug. by 2014_chiguy March 07, 2008
Get the gluteus laximusmug. A victory that occurs when a person, team, or army loses a confrontation yet achieves some other moral gain. This gain might be unrelated to the battle in question; however, the gain is often considerably less than what would have been accomplished if the main battle had been won; otherwise, the result would be characterized as either a "wash" or a proper victory.
A sports team that loses fairly to a cheating team might claim a moral victory in spite of the loss.
by 2014_chiguy October 21, 2007
Get the moral victorymug.