2014_chiguy's definitions

hashtagaholic

Someone who obsessively uses the word hashtag during conversation.

Joe: What did you do this weekend?

Mike: I binge watched Breaking Bad. Hashtag awesome.

Joe: You're a hashtagaholic. You need help.

by 2014_chiguy May 9, 2014

whip

the best players on a team

How are the Gators gonna do this year? They lost their whole whip.

by 2014_chiguy October 27, 2007

moral victory

A victory that occurs when a person, team, or army loses a confrontation yet achieves some other moral gain. This gain might be unrelated to the battle in question; however, the gain is often considerably less than what would have been accomplished if the main battle had been won; otherwise, the result would be characterized as either a "wash" or a proper victory.

A sports team that loses fairly to a cheating team might claim a moral victory in spite of the loss.

by 2014_chiguy October 21, 2007

Enver Nuggets

Expression used to refer to the Denver Nuggets when their defense is lackluster.

Its the Enver Nuggets right now. No D.

by 2014_chiguy March 4, 2007

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014

gluteus laximus

a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus

Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!

by 2014_chiguy March 7, 2008