by 2014_chiguy March 08, 2008
A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.
Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?
Mike: I'm antisocial networking.
Janet: I'm impressed.
Mike: I'm antisocial networking.
Janet: I'm impressed.
by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013
A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.
Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.
Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.
Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.
by 2014_chiguy September 16, 2012
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by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006
A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.
Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.
Mike: Shit happens.
Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
Mike: Shit happens.
Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
by 2014_chiguy November 24, 2014
Wife: You've been washing your hands for ten minutes. What happened?
Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.
Wife: Sucks to be you.
Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.
Wife: Sucks to be you.
by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2013