48 definitions by 2014_chiguy
by 2014_chiguy November 19, 2007
by 2014_chiguy December 8, 2006
Brain fart factor. A measurement of how much obvious information you forget when you take a test. Those with a B.F.F. of .1 forget 10% of the obvious. Those with a B.F.F. of .2 forget 20%, etc.
I only studied half the material and I have a .5 B.F.F. I'm only gonna get a 25% on the test. I'm screwed.
by 2014_chiguy October 1, 2007
by 2014_chiguy April 9, 2014
John:You let Mike borrow your car? Are you crazy?
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.
It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.
It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.
by 2014_chiguy April 4, 2007
The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.
Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2014
by 2014_chiguy March 8, 2008