Definitions by 2014_chiguy

go lefty 

When a right handed person is forced to masturbate with his left hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

go lefty by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

go righty 

When a left handed person is forced to masturbate with his right hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go righty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

go righty by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

POSA 

Piece of shit ass

Joe: I texted you earlier. What happened?

Mike: My POSA phone was acting up. I need to upgrade.

POSA by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

coffee face 

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

coffee face by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013

hit the baby daddy lottery 

To get knocked up by a rich man

Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.

Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.

hit the baby daddy lottery by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012

she'll get it 

synonymous to I'd hit that

Joe: Here comes Becky. She's the hottest chick in the office.

James: Yeah. She'll get it.

she'll get it by 2014_chiguy November 27, 2012

trash bag chair

A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.

Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.

Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.

trash bag chair by 2014_chiguy September 17, 2012