fack

To punch someone, preferably in the face.

John was talikin' shit, so facked his ass.

by 2014_chiguy October 17, 2006

family ATM

The member of the family who everyone else has to borrow money from. This person has disposable income because he or she made all the right choices in life.

Joe: Why are you using your credit card? Is everything okay?

Tom: I let my mom borrow $200 last week. My brothers also owe me $300 each.

Joe: Family ATM?

Tom: Yep.

by 2014_chiguy August 20, 2013

1 in 4 club

Those with genital herpes. This is a reference to the fact that 1 in 4 people has genital herpes.

Joe: I went on a date with Karyn last night.
Mark: Dude, she's in the 1 in 4 club!
Joe: I won't be dating her again!

by 2014_chiguy May 04, 2008

coffee face

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013

number 3

To masturbate; to beat it.

Dude, you've been in there forever. Are you going number 3?

by 2014_chiguy November 06, 2006

bust her water balloon

To make a girl squirt.

Did you fuck Janet yesterday?
Did you bust her water balloon?
You know it.

by 2014_chiguy April 14, 2007

nut burn

rug burn/chafing of the nuts; usually caused by nut huggers

I've got mad nut burn. I'm switching to boxers.

by 2014_chiguy November 19, 2007