Definitions by 2014_chiguy

Glee worthy 

A song that has a good chance of being featured on the tv show Glee.

Radio DJ: That was "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift. Stay tuned for your chance to win One Direction tickets.

Dude #1: That was a very Glee worthy song.

Dude #2: Yeah. I bet that shit will be on before episode four.

Glee worthy by 2014_chiguy September 13, 2012

reverse fart 

This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.

(Fart sound)
Dude 1: What the fuck dude!!!
Dude 2: It was a reverse fart, I swear.

reverse fart by 2014_chiguy January 27, 2010

Smirnoff intolerant 

Unable to drink Smirnoff vodka without getting sick.

Joe: What are you grabbing from the liquor store?
Moe: Some Smirnoff and Amp.
Joe: Dude, I can't drink that shit. It make me sick.
Moe: God damn! Half this fuckin' town is Smirnoff intolerant!

Smirnoff intolerant by 2014_chiguy April 28, 2009

1 in 4 club 

Those with genital herpes. This is a reference to the fact that 1 in 4 people has genital herpes.

Joe: I went on a date with Karyn last night.
Mark: Dude, she's in the 1 in 4 club!
Joe: I won't be dating her again!

1 in 4 club by 2014_chiguy May 4, 2008

gluteus laximus

a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus

Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!

gluteus laximus by 2014_chiguy March 7, 2008

marf 

douche, bitch, choch, chode, lame, etc.

Dude, you're such a marf.

marf by 2014_chiguy January 4, 2008

martini glass shape 

the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape

I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.

martini glass shape by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007