Brain fart factor. A measurement of how much obvious information you forget when you take a test. Those with a B.F.F. of .1 forget 10% of the obvious. Those with a B.F.F. of .2 forget 20%, etc.
I only studied half the material and I have a .5 B.F.F. I'm only gonna get a 25% on the test. I'm screwed.
by 2014_chiguy October 01, 2007
by 2014_chiguy April 09, 2014
Comedian: Did you guys hear about Paris? She said the N word at a party. For once in her life, she made the news for something that came out of her mouth.
Audience: Ooh!
this is an ooh joke
Audience: Ooh!
this is an ooh joke
by 2014_chiguy October 12, 2007
A victory that occurs when a person, team, or army loses a confrontation yet achieves some other moral gain. This gain might be unrelated to the battle in question; however, the gain is often considerably less than what would have been accomplished if the main battle had been won; otherwise, the result would be characterized as either a "wash" or a proper victory.
A sports team that loses fairly to a cheating team might claim a moral victory in spite of the loss.
by 2014_chiguy October 05, 2007
The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.
Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2014
John:You let Mike borrow your car? Are you crazy?
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.
It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.
It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.
by 2014_chiguy April 04, 2007
by 2014_chiguy March 04, 2014