1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville's definitions

New Jersey

A place that makes Detroit look like Monaco

Jesus, I’m glad I don’t live in New Jersey!

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

Family Guy

A god awful shitty unfunny show that is a dead horse being beaten by Fox when it wasn’t even ever good in the first place.

I wish they just cancel that shitty show Family Guy

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

Skyrim

A terrible godawful game that for some reason people like. It’s reputation and sales numbers are completely undeserved. I’m probably gonna get rationed on UD because UD is full of Bethesda fanboys who will cry to their wive’s boyfriend that someone has a different opinion than them.

I hate Skyrim. It’s awful and terrible.

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 27, 2022

Paradise PD

One of the worst shows of all time. I hate it. Don’t watch it at all cost. Apparently people eat this shit up. God help them.

Don’t watch Paradise PD. Thank me later.

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 25, 2022

UD Merch

Worthless merch that you’ll forget about and not even wear or use once you get them. You could also burn your money. Plus, who the hell wants to be seen in merch for fucking Urban Dictionary? That’s like wearing merch for 4chan or Reddit. It’s a complete waste of money. Don’t buy it at all costs.

Maxwell: I just bought this UD Merch, am I cool now?
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

Paradise PD Fans

Apparently my theory about how all Paradise PD fans is incorrect. A good chunk are dumbass 12 year old immature idiots who cry and whine to their mommy when they realize that Paradise PD is shit. They comment on Paradise PD videos that are negative about how the creator of that video is wrong and call him childish insults and how they’re chads even though they’re the opposite. I think that Paradise PD is actually a show for kids because kids want to watch stuff that they’re not supposed to. Whine and cry all day, Paradise PD fans. I don’t care and you’re a stupid idiot who was shat out of your mother in a public bathroom.

Paradise PD Fans when they read this: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Mommy!!!!!!!!!

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 28, 2022