UD Merch

Worthless merch that you’ll forget about and not even wear or use once you get them. You could also burn your money. Plus, who the hell wants to be seen in merch for fucking Urban Dictionary? That’s like wearing merch for 4chan or Reddit. It’s a complete waste of money. Don’t buy it at all costs.
Maxwell: I just bought this UD Merch, am I cool now?
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
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Phoenix

Hell on Earth. It’s hot as hell and for some reason idiots live there even though it’s inhospitable without a fucking AC. If Phoenix is inhabited, then why the hell isn’t the Sahara or Outback Desert inhabited? The only things they have in Phoenix are families that couldn’t afford the other shithole called California and useless and worthless cactuses that just do nothing.
Fuck Phoenix. I’m glad I’m not living in that shithole.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
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Family Guy

A god awful shitty unfunny show that is a dead horse being beaten by Fox when it wasn’t even ever good in the first place.
I wish they just cancel that shitty show Family Guy
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
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Skyrim

A terrible godawful game that for some reason people like. It’s reputation and sales numbers are completely undeserved. I’m probably gonna get rationed on UD because UD is full of Bethesda fanboys who will cry to their wive’s boyfriend that someone has a different opinion than them.
I hate Skyrim. It’s awful and terrible.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 27, 2022
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Jean Jacques Perry

A guy who was a pioneer in electronic music and made several albums from 1966 to 1976 and worked with Gershwin Kingsley from 1965 to 1967. He was known for being one of the first people to use the Moog synthesizer in 1968. He used the Oindoline before that. He made very weird and happy songs. He made great music. Sadly, he passed away in 2016. Rest in piece, Jean Jacques Perry.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
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Paradise PD

One of the worst shows of all time. I hate it. Don’t watch it at all cost. Apparently people eat this shit up. God help them.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 25, 2022
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