Jesus

Jesus

Jesus Christ is Jesus

by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022

Period

Torture

Person A : Stop!!! I'm on my period
Elmo : Rockie, you're a rock
Person A : Well, being tortured like this is just like periods
Elmo : I'll show you what it's like to have period
*Elmo proceeds to stab rockie in the balls and squash them
Elmo : Anyways
*Kisses Peter Griffin
Elmo : I will never let you get hurt by anyone
Peter : Ok my sugar poo
*Makes out for 4 hours

by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022

Bitches

Something you will never have

Megamind : No maidens?
You : No maidens
*MEGAMIND SUDDENLY TURNS INTO ME THE CREATOR YOU
*STILL GETs no maidens? No. We get BITCHES.
You : I still have no maidens though
MEgamind : It's simple my boy, you're gay

by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022

Gay

Gay

Person A(you, a disappointment that has been stuck at their stupid room for years pretending to be Kitty E girls) : Gay?
Person B(Me, Elon Musk's rocket ship) : Gay .

by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022

Your mom

The best meal I've ever had

A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had

by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022

L

Lame
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Lame people saying this kind of lame stuff

Person A : I'm-
Person B : L life, L parents, L name, L face, L butt, L lafent, L baby, L my mom, L my mom's son, L... me
Person A : You okay man? Need therapy?
Person B : L

by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022

Genderfluid

Shapeshifters .

Person A : Did you see the news?
Person B : Yeah! The genderfluids are taking over the world!!
Person A : Y'know... I personally preferred to be called Mystique
*winks
*shapeshifts into Heckler & Koch MG5
Person B : NO!!! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GENDERFLUIDS
Person A : I said I prefer mystique but okay
* Genderfluids then take over the world
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Please don't kill meee........
Person A : I SAID I PREFER MYSTIQUE

by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022