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Person A : Stop!!! I'm on my period
Elmo : Rockie, you're a rock
Person A : Well, being tortured like this is just like periods
Elmo : I'll show you what it's like to have period
*Elmo proceeds to stab rockie in the balls and squash them
Elmo : Anyways
*Kisses Peter Griffin
Elmo : I will never let you get hurt by anyone
Peter : Ok my sugar poo
*Makes out for 4 hours
Period by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022
Jesus
Jesus Christ is Jesus
Jesus by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022

Your mom 

The best meal I've ever had
A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had
Your mom by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022
Megamind : No maidens?
You : No maidens
*MEGAMIND SUDDENLY TURNS INTO ME THE CREATOR YOU
*STILL GETs no maidens? No. We get BITCHES.
You : I still have no maidens though
MEgamind : It's simple my boy, you're gay
Bitches by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022
Lame
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Lame people saying this kind of lame stuff
Person A : I'm-
Person B : L life, L parents, L name, L face, L butt, L lafent, L baby, L my mom, L my mom's son, L... me
Person A : You okay man? Need therapy?
Person B : L
L by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022

Genderfluid

Person A : Did you see the news?
Person B : Yeah! The genderfluids are taking over the world!!
Person A : Y'know... I personally preferred to be called Mystique
*winks
*shapeshifts into Heckler & Koch MG5
Person B : NO!!! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GENDERFLUIDS
Person A : I said I prefer mystique but okay
* Genderfluids then take over the world
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Please don't kill meee........
Person A : I SAID I PREFER MYSTIQUE

10,11 buff cat 

10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair
YOUR mom : kids, I'm going on a date tonight

Kids : with who????
YOUR mom : a 10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair
Kids : You're gay!!!! :D