0nittray's definitions

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

arwen

The Jar Jar Binks of the LotR Movies. In the books she was tolerable though,since they didn't cram her in unneccessary places.

Hey man,why the hell is Arwen always wearing that daiam hood? Is she Islamic or sumthin'?

by 0niTTRay January 17, 2004

super nintendo

The greatest system ever created,without a doubt. Unfrotuantely,most of the original consoles are sun-bleached and cracked,and some of the best games were Japanese exclusives(i.e. Terranigma,Seiken Densetsu 3)

Excellent games,to name a few: Chrono Trigger,A Link to the Past,Contra 3,Super Metroid,Super Mario RPG,Final Fantasy V,Final Fantasy VI,Final Fantasy IV Hardtype,Illusion of Gaia,Donkey Kong Country,Donkey Kong Country 2,Donkey Kong Country 3,Super Mario World,Yoshi's Island,Super Metroid,Kirby Super Star,Seiken Densetsu 3,Terranigma,Mega Man X,Mega Man X2,Mega Man X3,Rockman and Forte,Mega Man 7,Earthbound
Don't listen to wordsony roolz/word either. He will neve come into contact with a pussy in his life.

by 0niTTRay January 19, 2004

Quistis

Another word for sexy...or,uh,the instructor chick from FF8. She has a whip.

If you ever find a woman in real life that looks like Quistis, KEEP HER.

by 0niTTRay April 27, 2004

Schala virus

1: A very strange phenomena that causes infected victims to become obsessed with the sorceress Schala from Chrono Trigger. The first infected one was supposedly Ozznova,but OniTTRay coined the term.
2: A growing shared account on GameFAQs.com

You see that guy over there with the Schala-Marle doujinshi? He must have the Schala Virus!
The other day TTRay was nice enough to give me the pas to the Schala Virus.

by 0niTTRay September 4, 2003

chrono cross

A game with the most confusing opening I've ever seen...and by opening,I mean first few hours of the game. Oh yeah,and most battles are long fights but the bosses are pushovers in the end. The graphics are blinding,the CG cutscenes are REALLY pointless (aside from one or two),but the music is really cool. About 4/5ths of the characters join your party,a lot of them have ridiculous accents,a few of them actually contribute to the storyline too! Anyway,it has a good battle system,wraps up a few loose ends from Chrono Trigger,but it still looks like another Squaresoft PSX movie,i.e. lots of talking and CG cutscenes. Despite that,I wanna see a Chrono break. Badly.

Greco,Mojo,Skelly,NeoFio,Grobyc,and Turnip are some of the most gratuitous characters in the game. But playing as an anthropomorphic vegetable is pretty sweet.

by 0niTTRay March 8, 2004

paper mario

The best RPG on N64. Zelda is NOT an RPG.

With Paper Mario,Banjo Kazooie,and Conker's Bad Fur Day,what more do I need on N64?

by 0niTTRay February 2, 2004