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Old people 

Americans over 50 are worse than younger people at telling facts from opinions, according to a new study by Pew Research Center.

Given 10 statements, five each of fact and opinion, younger Americans correctly identified both the facts and the opinions at higher rates than older Americans did. Forty-four percent of younger people identified all five opinions as opinions, while only 26 percent of older people did. And 18-to-29-year-olds performed more than twice as well as the 65+ set. Of the latter group, only 17 percent classified all five facts as factual statements.
P1: old people have an opinion about everything if it's not done old school it's incorrect.
Old people by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019

School joke 

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
School joke by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019
A bitch thinks of herself she is inapendent and loves being on her own doesn't care what other people think and if you cross the line she will most definitely disown you so that you know what you lost.
P1 : I told you not to fuck with bitch.
P2: GOES OFF CRYING.
Bitch by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 6, 2019

dick pic 

Dick pic is slang for an image of a penis, typically sent and received via electronic devices.
Did you hear that hoe got a dick pic from Franky
dick pic by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 6, 2019
I was taught to try and understand the reasoning behind there actions before reacting negatively, to try and help them feel better before hurting to be real and true.
Morals can only get you so far till you say enough.
Morals by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 6, 2019

Die alone 

Christopher Paolini wrote in his book Eldest that “everyone dies alone…whether you are a king on a battlefield or a lowly peasant lying in bed among your family, no one can accompany you into the void…” While that may ultimately be true, you probably want someone to hang out with for a few years before you die.

If you feel like you’re destined for a lonely life, it’s not too late to change that. If you exhibit too many of these signs, you can work to overcome them. Then you can live happily with your family before ultimately dying alone
11 signs you going to die alone
1.You’re A Horrible Roommate
2.You Delay Asking Someone Out
3.You’re Too Picky
4.You Believe In “The One”
5.You’re Rude To Waiters
6.You Brag Too Much On Facebook
7.You’re Depressing People On Twitter
8.You Lie To The Delivery Guy
9.You Own Non-Complimentary Animals
10. You’re A Hoarder
11.You Constantly Worry About Dying Alone
Die alone by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 6, 2019

paparazzi 

The paparazzi are photographers who follow famous people around, hoping to take interesting or shocking photographs of them that they can sell to a newspaper.
paparazzi just can get enough of me good or bad I'm famous mf
paparazzi by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 6, 2019