tim's definitions

Metal

It is a waste of time to try and classify all of the bands in the world but if you did most of the good ones would come under the group heading of METAL.

Punk (im talkingh real punk, not 'my girlfriend left me' shit) is kind of like metal except with most of the goodness talken out and replaced with Dee-dee Ramone (who has a face so hideous that when he looked in the mirror he died) and is therefore rarely ever good.

Dark Throne is not metal, see its definition for details.

'Heavy metal is the law'

'I am quite gay, i am going to listen to some non-metal'

by Tim December 3, 2003

tig-o-bitties

a word meaning big ol titties

Man that chick got some tig-o-bitties

by Tim March 23, 2004

wangster

a broke down wanna be gangster

look at that nerd hanging around those gangters, he wants to be a gangster, but he's a wangster

by Tim October 29, 2002

SAT

A test that makes everyone really nervous during junior year, but isn't even really that difficult. Besides, colleges don't really care about it that much anymore. You've got to be "well-rounded."

I got a 1600 the second time I took the SAT.

by Tim October 27, 2003

government

lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.

yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.

by Tim April 26, 2003

line

Inmate terminology for Society

When I get out on the line first thing I'm going to do is get some pussy.

by Tim November 15, 2003

spots

Method of smoking pot using two hot knives from the stove and small amount of rolled up ganja. Most effective and cheapest way to smike da 'erb

Who's up for spots? Those 3 spots knocked me on my ass

by tim April 23, 2003