tim's definitions

wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005

VN boards

cool msg boards...i aer teh 1337 ho

Asheron's Call has 1337 /\/\5g boards son

by Tim March 26, 2004

BLinkers

To put the Blinkers on some1 Means to knock them out.

Yo ima bout to but the Blinkers on this cat.

by Tim September 3, 2004

hello you

a moron asdfadfs afdafdaf f
stop requiring all fields to be filled in

hello you is a moron

by Tim December 2, 2003

white rabbit

One of the many mistical figures that leads you into a hole of psychological discovery. Sometimes related to using psychedelic drugs like lsd, but also used in hypnosis and meditation to reach a desired destination (such as a different level of consciousness or location) The main verb attached to the white rabbit is to follow.

Follow the white rabbit.

by tim March 20, 2004

sock

you put it on your foot...

i hate wearing socks, but its the cool thing to do!...now if only i was cool.

by tim October 22, 2003

blite

Black person trying to be white.

Oprah is very blite, and loves to get money from white PTA mothers.

by tim December 9, 2004