guard pig

The large, unattractive female in the group that keeps guys away from the hot chicks.

Any time you have tried to score and her friend wouldn't let her go home with you. That was the act of a true GUARD PIG!!!

by Steve March 19, 2005

belee dat

Gangsta slang. The ghetto version of 'believe that'

Justin Timberlake has just one testicle. belee dat!

by Steve November 01, 2003

monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

by Steve August 28, 2003

Com

Short for condom.

She told me, "No com, no sex."

by Steve June 29, 2004

grood

a combination of something being great and good

the chicken was really grood

by Steve August 09, 2004

BIF

BIF is an acronym for Butt-In-Front. It refers to the large fat pouch people, particularly women, have on the front side.

Check out the BIF on that whale...

by Steve October 29, 2002

sparkler

You cum on a girl's face and throw glitter on it afterwards

Your face is shimmering now that I've shot my wad on it!

by Steve December 04, 2004