steve's definitions

waihongchoi

A chinese character, often seen attempting to play football with persons who don't know him. Commonly referred to as "hong" or "the choi"

Oh shit, its the choi, someone hide the ball.

by steve March 5, 2003

grahamed

(Slang) To be knackered. Derived from "Graham Crackers" which is the East End slang word for knackered or unduly tired.

"Man, I've completely grahamed myself bashing the bishop all night".

by Steve October 4, 2004

Costa

Commonly spotted near the local Starbucks in a green piece of shit with a kickass system either doing E-brakes, high on caffeine, medium pimpin', spazzing, or all of the above.

Costa can kick your ass and steal your girlfriend. He'll fuck your mom, too.

by Steve December 10, 2004

OTT

Acronym: Over The Top. To do more than or go further than is necessary, esp. due to over-enthusiasm.

I needed some new clothes, but I went a bit OTT and spent nearly a grand.

by Steve March 8, 2005

Rating Scale

A scale invented by Bruce and Steve to rate the appearence of womans around the Illinois and Missouri area.

9- Nina...ultimate rating for girl
8- Rightness
7- Right
6- Alright
5- Hurt
4 Hurtness (See Definition)
3 Rancid
2 ManBeast, MoLoch (See mortal Kombat deadly alliance

by Steve January 5, 2004

jessica simpson

The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.

I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!

by Steve January 27, 2005

knockoneoffthewrist

The male act of masturbation to strum one off the wrist or to plain and simply have a wank

Im just going to knock one off the wrist, wont be long boys

by steve March 5, 2003