steve's definitions

G.N.S

G.N.S - Gossip News and Scandal. Invented by a bored Civil servant Bill 'The Knowledge' Chapman working for an Incompetent Quango. GNS is spread around the organisation in an attempt to make a Miserably Stagnant job a little more bearable.

Here comes Bill with another jucy piece of GNS. I wonder whos been shagging in the stock room this week.

by Steve November 7, 2003

cornpump

unwanted,useless item or person

"the cornpump was for sale,but I wasn't buyin'..." "...some cornpump took my seat at the bar"

by steve June 4, 2004

all crashed out

When you're are so black and exhausted that it isn't possible for you to be just all crunked out.

Man I was gonna go visit my cousin's house but he was all crashed out. Guess I'll just play naked twister to Justin Timberlake music.

by Steve March 16, 2004

whopass

It's whoopass without straining yourself to write the second "o".

Joe is such a doofis. I'm fixin' to open up a can of whopass on him!

by Steve December 28, 2004

Hannz

a big chode prick who eats cheese !

Hay mom theres a hannz on the door step
Mom theres a Hannz at the door !

by Steve May 27, 2003

gibrish

It is a word scramble that comes out of someones mouth that cant speak clearly

An excited person who cant speak clearly but attemps to and talks non sense

by steve April 29, 2003

green.ninja

the cutest boy ninja around. he will fill you with passion, and youll burst. Because he is bomb. His techniques include: dancing, giving compassion, and knowing how to make the ninjas smile. Pride and joy is where youll find this ninja. Warning: he will cut you up when he is not joyus, hes been cuttin since the age of three so beware.

give green.ninja a line, and he'll give you a friendship.

by steve November 3, 2004