shailockbear's definitions

Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.

Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Captain Scroll Reels

I'm looking for a reel that's super smooth, bright, and looks amazing.

Captain Scroll Reels, Chase every clip that catches your eye,

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Sun of mandarine

Exclamation when someone's angry and you say, instead of saying "sun of a bitch," you say "Mandarin."

Can you leave me in peace? You're a Sun of Mandarine.

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Potato Curbside

Hanging out in the car while someone goes out for errands, just waiting, and then you're scrolling through your phone being lazy.

Potato Curbside, just sitting there in the car while someone else goes out and does some errands, and you're playing on your phone?

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Reel Navigator”

someone who skillfully explores and discovers engaging content while scrolling through social media reels

“Reel Navigator” is a person scrolling through reels on TikTok.

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Reel green

Find the best deal in a reel on TikTok.

Reel green, Find deals real on TikTok.

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025