sam's definitions

shiffty

The most 1337est of 1337's that have ever 1337'ed around this 1337 world.

look in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no its a Shiffty

by Sam July 19, 2004

fuck nut

a complete retard

by sam November 5, 2003

Baritone

Moi.

The medium male singing voice. Plays the nasties in opera and musical theater: cruel prison wardens and other villains.

It's a rather sensuous voice range... although the tenor range is quite sexy for moi... what does it matter?

Tenor, baritone, or bass, the male voice turns me on!

by Sam October 28, 2004

mozza

Short for mozzarella, mild and rubbery Italian cheese that is often eaten melted, as on pizza

When the waiter comes back, I'm going to order some mozza sticks.

by Sam December 31, 2004

whipcash

A condition in which an individual is involved in a very MINOR motor vehicle accident and is completely unharmed, however, they insist on being transported in an ambulacne to a hospital and suing the other party for no other reason than to obtain an out of court cash settlement. These people are pure, self centered scum.

"I was in a fender bender with this middle aged suburban bitch and got sued case I gave her whipcash."

by Sam February 28, 2007

Sinnomint

A nickename given to Amie by The Triangle of Trust.; Naughty candy

Hey Sinnomint, kissed any good boys lately?

by Sam March 26, 2005

The Sanjuro

A moron who has no idea of puctuation or proper spelling. Hates Miles Nightfire for no clear reason.

(quoted from Sanjuro)
To Miles nifghtfire
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. Well miles Guess what I didn't do that instead i rented killzone and metal gear solid 3 snake eater and pretend all the enemies were you.

by Sam February 14, 2005