Heffalump

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

by Sam May 31, 2004

jujube

A jujube is a delicios red (stone?) fruit found on the hawthorn tree.

Who does not love to eat jujubes?

by Sam December 31, 2003

Bamboozled

To invite oneself into a day of previously planned activites.

Nick: Hey mans, Josh just invited himself over!

Sam: But we're about to go out!

Nick: I know! Damn.

Sam: Josh just bamboozled us.

by Sam July 25, 2004

Magic Stick

An extremley satisfying stick that the ladies can't go without in bed. A penis, or dick.

Sam:(sings) Yo Andrew I got the magic stick!
Andrew: Fo shizzle yo! At least all the girls tell me that shit.

by Sam August 31, 2003

jensun

witty. sarcastic. jen-like

you must live it to experience.

by sam July 25, 2004

kewl

How AOL llamas say cool.

AOLLamer234123648172364 : OMG DIS IS KEWL
Me : Get my gun...

by Sam October 04, 2003

Skiddly

nonsenseical gibberish. Used to indicate sarcasim or a bad joke. Can also be yelled loud in malls just because.

I have better things to do with my life then add words to urban dictionary.com...SKIDDLY

by Sam November 26, 2003