dickdirt

the underwear cheese found under the helmet of your dick

its pretty bad when your dickdirt

by sam January 10, 2004

Soprano

The highest womon's singing voice, usually limited to womyn and children.

Plays the heroine in opera and musicals...
Ranging from sweet, innocent little maidens, to long-suffering victim womyn and a few villains or semi-villains.

Sopranos... ranging from high, fluteish, tweety birds... to steely, powerful, DRAMATIC Wagner roles

by Sam October 28, 2004

glue bag

a plastic (usually primark) bag filled with the cheapest glue you can buy. this is then stuffed underneath the jacket and is held with the hand underneath the jacket. glue bags are particually common in west belfast and are often found hanging around the 'waterworks' of belfast. these people are quite dangerous as they do not have the faintest clue as of what is goin on around them. typically found talking to themselves.

mate what the hell like, you bin sniffin that glue?

by sam February 17, 2004

Bamboozled

To invite oneself into a day of previously planned activites.

Nick: Hey mans, Josh just invited himself over!

Sam: But we're about to go out!

Nick: I know! Damn.

Sam: Josh just bamboozled us.

by Sam July 24, 2004

women

completely equal to men. Can be nice or mean. Some are understandable, others not. let's not steryotype people...

a woman is a good thing

by sam March 11, 2005

Piss Flinch

A type of incident that should not be mentioned around the company of ladies, they suffer alot worse than men. a piss flinch is usually a drunken/stoned action performed (hopefully) in private when urinating. the 'piss flinch' is a desperate type of flinch involving the lower legs and hips simultaneously. a type of judder I suppose, resulting in a sparatic spray of piss over the floor to either side of the bowl/urinal, and occasionally into the stash of bog-roll if you happen to be at home. hmmm nice soggy piss cleaned arse hole for mother. With women, they can be catapulted feet into the air, of can be spun off the seat at a great velocity. this can result in serious injuries, and sometimes loss of rationality/piss (or both) - but these things are never discussed. I only know after extensive research. Piss flinch can also be used as a rather Facetious insult to a close friend, sometimes called neil, or Ning. this happy banter can soon digress into a slurry of vocal fumblings, and end in giggles of the funny type. yes, yes they can. can they? yes. is it? I think we all know.

...oh neil you fucking piss flinch!... ning, ningle mc flingle, fucking piss flinch cunt!. are you? am I? are you neil? Neeeiiiiil??? yes. piss flinched arse gruff nutted piss minch creg bitch. That fish bitch just piss flinched neil, did you see the tallons on that? yes

by Sam October 14, 2004

bomf

The noise associated with Nightcrawler from Xmen 2, when he teleports from room to room, therefore "bomfing".

See bonus dvd in Xmen 2.

by Sam January 20, 2004