Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on
Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs
by Ryan April 10, 2003
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turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person
Hail turketor
by ryan November 25, 2003
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Dennis Franz

Plays Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue. He is the most kickass cop on TV. Though this is New York, Dennis Franz came from the mean streets of Chicago. You'll see him beat somebody's ass on every episode, and occasionaly say something funny that you wouldn't expect to hear. However, he's gentle when it comes to women.
After Andy kicked that one drug-dealers ass, he took him down to the station. He questioned another guy and finally said "Don't mess with me or I'll piss on your shoe."
by Ryan August 12, 2004
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dodge viper

car produced by dodge starting in 1990, started with a 400hp V-10, later was given a 450hp V-10, and now has a 505 cubic inch 500hp 20 valve pushrod V-10 in the form of the 2004 viper SRT-10, vipers are fast as hell and are a force to be reckoned with...
That Dodge Viper just blew the doors off of my vtec honda civic hatchback, I am going to kill myself
by Ryan January 11, 2005
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fart blocker

one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts
damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker
by ryan February 28, 2005
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blonde beggar

Known as the 'blonde beggar', she was one of the premiere PBS personalities in the Buffalo area. She was always featured on the funding drives. Real name unknow, big in the 80s and early 90s.
The blonde beggar is at it again on Channel 17.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
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pastizz

unknown, but hints show that it means the female genitalia
god damn, I can't wait to taste her pastizz!!!
by Ryan April 28, 2003
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