durp

by ryan November 26, 2003
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governator

An actor from the Terminator series who attempts to become governor of California.
by Ryan September 28, 2003
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girl poo

You know girl poo when you smell it. It's distinctly feminine. The same stink as shit, with a slight smell of natural perfume or fragrance mixed in.
Someone was just in the bathroom; all I can smell is girl poo.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
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mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.
by ryan April 16, 2004
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Snunt

This word derives from the two separate word Snot and Cunt. To be both Snot and a Cunt would mean you have reached snuntness. Typically Snunts are strictly female but have been used on occasional instances towards a homosexual(s).
That lady has been a real Snunt at work!
by ryan November 04, 2004
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turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
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sasquatch

a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too
jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon
by ryan January 16, 2005
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