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asstoris

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.
Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.
by Ryan December 28, 2004
mugGet the asstorismug.

cuntrageous

Adjective used to describe an undesirable situation or event.
"Oh no I missed the bus ... cuntrageous!"
by Ryan September 13, 2004
mugGet the cuntrageousmug.

Equorg

A peach like fruit grown in the depths of EQUADIA
"id like a large equorg juice thanks"
by Ryan April 13, 2004
mugGet the Equorgmug.

Asshole

1. A card game for adolescents or young adults.
2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.
3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada.
4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in.
5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids.
6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see shit or feces
7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.
Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a rude asshole. They always treated me like dirt for doing NOTHING to them. I hate those son of a bitch rat bastards.
by Ryan September 16, 2004
mugGet the Assholemug.

cris

otherwise known as cristal. A type of champagne.
R. Kelly feat. Jay-Z

After the show it's the after party and
After the party is the hotel lobby and
After the Belve then it's probably Cris, and
After the original it was probably this (Fiesta)
by Ryan April 8, 2003
mugGet the crismug.

go!zilla

Basically a virus posing as a download manager. It takes control of many things such as WinZip and contains a ton of spyware.
Go NOT get Go!Zilla!
by Ryan January 29, 2004
mugGet the go!zillamug.

Nerdcore

NerdCore (adj.): Of genius intelligence with a generous helping of mischief.
www.jinx.com - Everything for hackers and gamers.
by Ryan January 10, 2005
mugGet the Nerdcoremug.

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