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Kincered

To get completely and intoxicated at a Company Function or party. In general, to get completely intoxicated.

That new guy got completely Kincered at the Company Cristmas party.

by Ryan November 19, 2004

Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

by Ryan January 9, 2007

The Butterfly Effect

A part of the chaos theory that states that one small change in a situation(expieramental noise) can drastically change the outcome of an event. Butterfly comes from the example of the flap of a butterfly's wing altering the atmosphere around it causing(or preventing) a major event somewhere else.

Also a movie with that Ashton Cootchie

Example 1: The Butterfly effect is a cool mathematical theory.

Example 2: The Butterfly effect was supposedly based on Chaos Theroy although there is no correlation whatsoever.

by Ryan July 26, 2004

ghonasyphaherpalaids

n. An all-encompassing sexually transmitted disease.

Man, that bitch is dirty; She's probly got ghonasyphaherpalaids?!?!

by Ryan October 2, 2004

system requirements

The minimum statistics something must have to run.

System Requirements:
30GB hard drive space
233 MHz processor

by Ryan January 31, 2004

Foreigner

One of the greatest bands of the 80s. With Lou Gramm's excellent vocal strength backed by cool electric guitars and awesome keyboards, Foreigner quickly became one of the most popular bands in the late 70s/early 80s. Foreigner was first formed in 1977, with the two main members: Lou Gramm from New York, and Mick Jones from England. Their greatest hits were "Feels Like The First Time", "Hot Blooded", "Urgent", "Waiting For A Girl Like You", "Jukebox Hero", "I Want To Know What Love Is" and "Heart Turns To Stone". This band is definitely a MUST-SEE.

Foreigner had over 20 major hits, and 6 CDs that were great commercial successes. To see bands similar to Foreigner, see Journey and Survivor.

by Ryan October 17, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

This is definitely the worst movie of the early 21st Century; the WORST. Napoleon gives insult and injury to the awesome Corsican general and emperor of the same name who lived during the early 1800s. (Without the Dynamite, of course.)
The quotes that all the emo rockers and other teen/college-age faggots use from this movie are absolutely lame and weak. It seems that movies today are getting crappier and crappier.

Patton, Battle of The Bulge, Gettysburg, Ghostbusters, A Beautiful Mind, Saving Private Ryan, Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Animal House, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Shining, Rainman.......now those are good movies. I'm the same age range that these kids who are saying Napoleon Dynamite is awesome; that makes me very ashamed.

by Ryan February 6, 2005