ryan's definitions

Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.

Nate Byrne is the ultimate Q.

by Ryan April 14, 2004

steez

style

You know my steez, i slay my prey day by day

by Ryan November 25, 2002

Phelddagrif

A flying purple hippo

I have over 30 Phelddagrifs!

by Ryan November 13, 2003

invader

2 fingers in the pink 2 fingers in the stink named after the classic wrestler VADER it was his symbol

Dude, use the invader on that chick.

Did you just invade Sarah?

by Ryan November 20, 2003

MTV

Manufacturer of teeny boppers.

Wow I watched MTV TRL and learned how to be punk like Good Charlote and Anvil Lagivngeiehaoidhsiod. Tee hee hee.

by ryan June 23, 2003

Fecesball

Fecesball means "Royal King" in Albanian

"Oh, all hail the mighty Fecesball!" Said the tiny prince.

by Ryan December 22, 2004