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nienstedt

a girl who hooks up with 4 different people in one night and reaches a different base with each person(kinda like hitting a cycle in baseball)
All she needs is a single in order to complete the nienstedt
by Pat October 4, 2004
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heaven

Some how people have seemed to confuse heaven with an old 20's movie. Has nothing to do with harps or our ideal place. It is a place to spend eternity with our Creator. It is completely perfect and there will be no pain or suffering, but only a perfect existence.
No, I'm not mormon.
Just for reference, hell sucks. In fact, it is a place of complete isolation with fire and crap. Somehow, people seem to think that they will have mass orgies and parties. Who got owned now?
by Pat April 2, 2004
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reacharound

a homesexual activity in which the person doing them gives them a handjob
by Pat October 13, 2003
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Pepsi

The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is...
Customer: can i have a can of coke please?

Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi

Customer: that'll do!
by pat August 26, 2003
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Marfugge

a rare name found usualy for ugly girls
hey marfugge, get me some fudge
by pat November 3, 2003
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relative humidity

It's that little drop of sweat that beads up on the back of your neck and dribbles down your back, thru your crack and eventually drips off of your ball while your fucking you sister.
by Pat May 14, 2003
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styles

1 different ways in which something can be done, said, or thought.
2 an infatuation among young people who wish to create "their own style". considered utterly useless by NORMAL-AGED people, who insist all should share one uniform style. essentially, the cause of every war.
Man: i got slick shoes brotha and some kicks and shit man, and yo, its tight brotha
Man #2: that man has STYLE!
by pat July 13, 2003
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