pat's definitions

chuckle fuck

a phrase used to describe someone who is being a complete asshole. The person won't stop being idiotic and deserves a good smack in the face.

"Dude, shut up, you're being such a chuckle fuck"

by Pat May 7, 2003

agents

Creatures that can take over anyone's body that is still hardwired to The Matrix.

When you see an agent, you run.

by Pat July 23, 2004

toaster

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

by pat May 15, 2003

Raisin

a raving asian

dam lookit those raisins up there wit their glowsticks

by pat July 28, 2003

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003

G Baby

A person that has little or no use, but is as loyal as a golden retriever.

Yo G Baby! Get your useless ass over here!

by Pat December 1, 2003

quad

a quarter of an ounce

let me cop a quad

by PAT September 25, 2003