natalie's definitions

jack squat

absolutely nothing

I didn't win jack squat when i went to Las Vegas last weekend.

by Natalie September 20, 2003

to hoof

verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.

I would rather be hooved than go to class today.

by Natalie August 4, 2003

shar

So Hot and Righteous

He was so shar he did a flip then a tailwhip, right over his enemies lawn chair!

by Natalie May 7, 2005

I'll call you

This is usually used by males who want a quick escape. The real meaning of the phrase is 'if i don't get a better offer' or 'if i don't call in 12 days - then find someone new - i would have'

Girl + Guy have just been on a date. She thinks it has gone well, he thinks she hasn't put out. He says 'i'll call you'

by Natalie August 9, 2004

chiko/chika

a ghetto nigga daz latin or dat was borin in south america...

im a lil chika str8 from da MIA

by NATALIE July 16, 2004

shadowboxing

Coined by a couple of teenage girls from California, Shadowboxing is basically a much nicer word for dry humping.

Giggly Teenage Girl #1: So, did you guys have sex?
Giggly Teenage Girl #2: No, but we shadowboxed.
Giggly Teenage Girl #1: Bet that was fun.
Giggly Teenage Girl #2: It totally was. I accidently called him Jude, though.

by Natalie December 29, 2004

Scoobed

extremely high or done for.

Damn i am scoobed for the night guys.

by natalie November 17, 2004