Gilder

to be a Gilder is to be of the decent of the Gildersleeves.
to be a Gildersleeve and/or Gilder is wicked awesome.

the epitome of "gilder-ness" is theGILDER

Phil Michael theGILDER, rockstar and musician extraordinair.

by Michael April 03, 2005

haiduc

Haiduc is Romanian for "outlaw," which gives rise to this Robin Hood connection.

Heard in the hot Romanian pop song 'Dragostea Din Tei:"

Alo, salut. Sunt eu un haiduc (Hello, hello. It's me, an outlaw)

by Michael February 23, 2005

whippersnapper

A term generally used by old persons, to insult the younger generation.

Get off my damn lawn you whippersnappers!

by Michael February 01, 2005

sex wee

another name for spunk, sperm, vagina jam.

oh my god, you have sex wee on your jeans

by michael January 30, 2004

pathetisad

Combination of the two words 'pathetic' and 'sad'. Used to describe a situation that is so pathetic it's not even funny, it's just sad.

The fat kid who kept slipping and falling into the puddle was just pathetisad.

by Michael March 11, 2003

crotch rocket

A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.

That boy is a crotch rocket!

by Michael May 04, 2004

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 17, 2005