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by Michael September 4, 2003

ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

by Michael October 3, 2004

plotz

burst, with surprise

When I heard that, I almost plotzed!

by Michael August 12, 2003

urd upsnickizzle

A conformation in place of the word yes, or hell yes, or also in place of the question for real.

"Hey wodie I got a huge fatty in the back." "Snickizzle?" "Snickizzle."

by michaeL January 25, 2004

Dog Ball

Something a person does just because they felt like it.
From the joke, "Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can!"

I don't know why I got shit faced last night. It was just a dog ball thing.

by Michael September 8, 2004

tube steak

A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.

1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...

by Michael April 12, 2004

draun

Crazy; fucked up, out of this world. Born in the streets of philly.

this guy is draun.

They is draun, cuz

by Michael December 8, 2004