michael's definitions

cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 6, 2004

fubar

wasted,when you go to a bar and drink a hella lot of liquor.

when you toke foa long azz time and are completely out of touch wit reality

yo look at that sob he's FUBAR(ed).

by michael October 22, 2004

fruital

An effort that is both fruitless and futile

Trying to get blood from a stone is fruital.

by Michael January 10, 2005

Drop a Clopp

What one does when they run after eating spicy mexican food.

After eating at Albertacos Matt went for a run where he was forced to drop a clopp.

by Michael March 29, 2004

Bhavic

Considered the greatest being alive.

That Bhavic is SO hot.

by michael June 10, 2008

trypical

its cool and its common.

that was a trypical 360 shuv-it.

by michael May 21, 2003

Dodo

Relating to the extinct and perpetually bungling Dodo bird.
Used to describe someone without common sense and who always has the pathetic confused look on their face when a question is asked.

My god she's such a fucking Dodo.

by Michael March 11, 2003