michael's definitions

Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by Michael December 5, 2004

fill power

The amount of cubic inches one ounce of down occupies. The warmer the down, and the greater the fill power, the more space it will occupy. A fill power of 700 indicates that one ounce of down feathers will occupy at least 700 cubic inches.

My comforter is rated at 620 fill power. It's only got 18oz of down, and it's really warm!

by michael November 11, 2003

Gargantuenormocollossomegamonstrosorhinocohugigantohumungostrositation

see Ginormohumounganticous

see Ginormohumounganticous, above

by Michael May 25, 2004

brentchwood

Brentchwood, to become one with nature.

She walked through the forest, looking around her and breathing in the fresh forest air until a feeling of brentchwood fell upon her.

by Michael November 20, 2004

m.i.l.f

mother.id.like.to.fuck

his mom is a m.i.l.f

by michael October 7, 2003

Shookafied

Having a vast knowledge of computers.

He is shookafied.
She is shookafied.
They are shookafied.

by Michael February 15, 2005

Tinkleberries

The rolled up balls of tiolet paper that get stuck in your anal hair after wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Boy do I need to shower to get all of those tinkleberries out of my hole.

by Michael June 1, 2004