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Ass Gravy

It is the mixture of shit, cum, blood, and other secretions leaking from the receptive anus following a round of anal sex.
Damn Betty why dont you make some biscuits too go with your ass gravy.
by Michael December 11, 2003
mugGet the Ass Gravymug.

Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.

-Boz
Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull
by Michael June 15, 2018
mugGet the Pennsylvania Tractor Pullmug.

11:11

a person who sees the synchronicity in coincidence, usually through the repeated observance of the time and number, 11:11 (1111), though other numbers can be substituted for fixation.

a member of a growing phenomenon of people who fixate on the number 11:11, while believing it fixates on them. usually starts as a personal obsession, before finding out they are not alone in their number preference, or its preference for them.
by michael December 15, 2004
mugGet the 11:11mug.

skillet

one's personal space, often used synonymously with grill
You're all up in my skillet, yo.
by Michael November 17, 2004
mugGet the skilletmug.

breadbin

what is up my breadbin, be you hanging in thy hood?
by michael January 24, 2004
mugGet the breadbinmug.

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna
binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.
by Michael April 9, 2005
mugGet the standard for lagunamug.

poochy

pooch aka pritch robertard
by Michael October 20, 2004
mugGet the poochymug.

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