michael's definitions

Skunk

Being one of looseness; one who smells like sexual intercourse and is irresistable to wiki.

Guy#1: woh! she is a SKUNK!
Guy#2: Yeah, i could show her a good time.
Guy#1 dude, your a wiki.

by michael May 7, 2005

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004

foshizzo

for sure; absolutely

Oh.. foshizzo yo, that WAS whack!

by Michael April 29, 2003

Falentine

A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.

Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO

by Michael February 11, 2005

zanzi

myhtogical man who flew from city to city

i think i saw zanzi!

by michael December 18, 2003

richierich

the most rillest, mufuckin illest DJ

Yo mufucka's, its richierich up in here

by michael April 20, 2003