goose's definitions

sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.

Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…

by Goose May 25, 2003

Niemaner

after having vigorous anal sex, you have the ability to keep a straight face

Michael: thank you dancing Rick, I appreciat your services
Dancing rick: wow you do a nice niemaner

by Goose September 27, 2004

your dad

phrase used to amaze and disturb the person to who it is said. Variations include, "your MP", and "your children"

"mmm dad"
"mmm your dad"

"mmm MP"
"mmm your MP"

"mmm children"
"mmm your children"

by Goose May 21, 2004

phint

Some one that makes you really want to kill them. A.K.A. Robbie Corgan!!! Also means a fat piece of shit and who has no friends and we always make fun of.

"You phint", "You're a stupid fucking phint

by Goose December 2, 2004

UBN

Acronym for the United Blood Nation, a.k.a. the Bloods

Don't f**k with the UBN

by Goose May 4, 2006

KTHXBYE

A sudden, abrupt and rude cessation of conversation that is used to demean one or more participants of the conversa-
KTHXBYE

"I wanted to snipe that auction, why'd you go and do it?"
"Shut it bitch, I got it first, KTHXBYE."

by Goose December 9, 2003

holland patent

A small hick town in the province of bum-fuck where the moosen roam the streets and the rednecks milk their cows.... all day long

-Hey where do you live?
-I live in Holland Patent
-holy shit I thought you looked like a farmer... I live in remsen
-rot in hell faggot

by goose February 11, 2005