by Ems August 05, 2003

cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.
cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
by Ems August 05, 2003

A very overgrown hairy pussy!
God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
by Ems August 05, 2003

Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!
by Ems August 05, 2003

by ems December 08, 2004

a really fat, orange cat
he must be waddling across the road and a mack truck must be coming at him and his owner to weak to pick him up
three of him must equal me
syn. fatshit, fatass
he must be waddling across the road and a mack truck must be coming at him and his owner to weak to pick him up
three of him must equal me
syn. fatshit, fatass
by ems March 01, 2004
