brian's definitions

metrosexual

A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.

Jane: That guy is metro.
Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.

by Brian September 1, 2008

Jayhawk

I was at that game man, GO KU! The Kansas Mascot.

Rock Chawk JAYHAWK go KU

by Brian June 26, 2003

nub

slight variation to the l337 word n00b

you nubsauce.

by brian January 20, 2004

The City

I guess if you live in or around a city, to you that is THE city. And where I live, the Bay Area, San Francisco is THE city. Not Oakland, not San Jose, not Foster City (even though it has "city" in its name), but San Francisco. And no one I know here calls it "Frisco"

Guy 1: hey I'm going into the city this Saturday, wanna come?

Guy 2: depends. what city?

Guy 1: San Francisco dumfuck! What did you think I ment, Boise fucking Idaho???

Guy 2: you could have been talking about San Jose...

by brian July 16, 2005

knocking

talking down, disrespecting, degrating in a nice way

I aint knocking your lexus but my caddy will smoke ya..

or

your shoes are gay, i aint knocking ya you know what im saying, but the ladies ain't gonna come holla with them thangs..

by Brian September 13, 2004

Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe

think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee

by Brian February 4, 2005

sexy

Very attractive. Pleasing to the eye. see burning beacon of raw sexuality

Oh man, Brian looked so sexy today!

by Brian December 23, 2003