brian's definitions

frumpy

Having a girl give you a blow job while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at the same time

I gave yo mamma a frumpy last night

by Brian February 15, 2003

MC Lars

Arguably the best post-punk laptop rapper today, probably because he created the genre himself. MC Lars creates most of his music on a laptop, and the lyrics to nearly all of them are sheer genius. Reppin' the West Coast, Lars has put out a couple cd's, most recently The Graduate. Go buy it. Now.

some songs by MC Lars:
Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock, Roommate From Hell, Signing Emo, Generic Crunk Rap, Download This Song, (and way more good ones)

by brian July 28, 2008

migmog

A racist slur for a black man

"Fucking migmogs are taking over!"

by Brian March 21, 2005

f5

a Tornado rated: (violent), with winds from 261-318 mph, causing (RARE) INCREDIBLE DAMAGE: Homes on slabs levelled with debris removed. Schools, motels and other marginally engineered buildings have considerable damage with exterior walls and roofs gone. Top stories demolished.

Holy fuck! That was a HUGE f5 tornado, moved my house 500 yards before crashing it in the middle of the highway... Totally demolished!

by Brian February 28, 2004

Snuff

The greatest punk rock band of all time.

Snuff plays everything from melodic hardcore to Japanese pop songs to covers of the Spice Girls.

by Brian June 9, 2003

angry dragon

after a girl gives you head, smack her in the back of the head so your load comes out her nose. when she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon

hey dude, girls don't like the angry dragon

by brian December 22, 2003

drugs

n. A yummy ingestable substance

adj. Cool

"The clue is... Cool"
"What is... excuse me, what ARE drugs?"
"Correct for 400"

by Brian January 27, 2004